Two guys meet in Men's room:
a> Hi Manju
m>Hey, how are you?
a>I'm fine.. how about u? baleno hegide?
m> O.. super agide
a>En gotta.. i think u should change the air filter..
m>Air filter? yake?
a>air filters are very imp for engine performance, the better the air filter, the better the performance, i.e, acceleration etc..
a>naaanu K&N air filters haaksidini.. its the best filters, i got it when i came from US... probably u should also ask someone to get it..
m>houda? astu difference agutta?
a>houdoo.. even the milage is improved for me..
m>really?
a> yaa.. i consistently get 10/10.5 now-a-days...
m>hmmm.. i get 12!
a>oh.. hmm..
m>but naanu shell petrol hakisthini..
a> naanu shellA haksoodu... :-?
m>nanna friend ge 14/15 sigta idyantee..
a> ohhhh .. (tuuuuusssssssssssssssssss)
a>with a/c or w/o a/c? (as if its going to make any diff)
m> most of the time w/o a/c
a> oh.. ok.. i drive w/ a/c most of the times.. (abba..some relief)
a>ok chalo.. catch u..
m>ok.. bye.. en tumba rash agi odistya?
a>hmm.. swalpa rash..aste :D
a>ok bye..
a gets into the car.. starts driving home.. still thinking....do i drive so rash? not so much na.. but ya.. i do choose roads which are wider and calmer so that i can zooom..but elli Ee traffic nalli i hardly go above ..60...sometimes 80.. on that sankey road 100 sometimes.. oh yaa..that is rash :D.. but also the road from office to home is so bad.. i have to change gears a lot.. but even then.. 10 compared to 12/14 is very bad.. i should get it checked.. or probably a/c yavaglu ON irutte.. adikka..but a/c beke-beku.. or else it will become suffocated .. window open madidre..noisu..doolu... ayooo .. forget it.. what big deal...
another empty road.. and a zooooms off .. Naaye baaala donkee :))
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brawn, guts don't say "naaa" and "yaa". you sure it was the monologue between 2 guys :).
btw, 100 kmph on benglooru roads...pretty dangerous.
hey, btw, where is DD? you just took off those earlier comments? all work and no spat makes weely a dull boi.
w_u
guys*
yaaa :) of course.. it was b/w guys.. btw, no gal drives a baleno in our office...
100 is dangerous ?? :D...but its very rare.. only when i go home late from office and roads are kaali :)
DD is fine.. ya, i did cut off the comments.. u two are like eNne-sigekai.. yakappa???
Arun i am sure u dont have a chance to drive fast because u hardly go late to home + bangalore traffic wont allow u to drive fast .ur one of those guys who go early to office and leave early and yet complete their work ..:D hey dont start flying now .. come back on earth....
Willi boy , if u really dont like plp writing anonymously y dont u disclose ur name...Y dont u take the first step...
Keep Smiling,
DD :)
am not in a mood to fight now. rest your blades of swords and breathe free. when the new sun shineth and the birds chirpeth, let us fight and may the best man/woman/boi/boy/girl/girlie may weeen
btw, my name is Huagang Li...it is Chinese and since my name is not too easy to spell and say, I call myself Jason li.
There you go.
weely
:)
what izz a baleno? is it a ballerina? or bolsamic vinegar? all I knew are maruti 800 and the 'premier' padminis (whatta name!) and our faithfool amba-ssadors. and some contessas.
btw, driving 100 anytime on bng roads...make sure you won't turn up one more salman...not good!!
enne sigekayi? hey, we are like yenne-badanekayee playa!!! :)))
ps: - does dd understand Kannada?
weely
:)
Baleno is a sedan from suzuki.. Have u seen the Suzuki Esteem in US? Its the same, its called Baleno here.. I remember seeing 2/3 esteems in the santa clara area...
oh ya.. dd is (north) kannada punter ;)
all I see if there are any boards on car like "baby on car" "bundle of leetil joy in car" "miracle is in car" and some funny number plates.....and mebbe who is driving them...don't you ever noticed ppl buy same vehicles that almost look like them? hehh, all I can recognise is which is a car, which is a sports car and which is an SUV. and humvee. wish I could afford to buy a yellow humvee. I heard it costs $80000. and all I know is GM is taking a big heeet and may end up bankrupt. and they were only a handful of companies in US who paid dividends each year (woo) and all time health insurance (wooo) and all time pension (woooooooo) and free cars (wooooooooooooooooo). and look where are they now. a beeg traditional amrikaan company strugging. that is all I know about a meatl cage on 4 wheels. even Ruth knows more and better. and I borrow her 2005 honda ceevic with a moonroof :)))))).
DD is north-karnata punterra? eeeeeeee, yavoor DD? dharwad, hubli, eeejaapoor, goolburga, bel-gaon, uppinbetgeri, navalgund, halbhavi, haloormath, tyarakoppa, mavinkoppa, hunaseekoppa? :))))))
(ps: no pun intended). mebbe we can converse in (north) kar-kannada.
weely
:)
W_U Na yelliavridra yenayatu .. niva matra namma bhasha dayavittu matada bedi ..madala nimma hesaru karayaka barodilla yarigu antha decide madi badalalaysi .. yeno iddidanna yeno madakondri ..yari gottu niva north karnataka kanadda matada katra namaga kannada kali bekahgi bandithu..
Yavagalu Nagatha irri..
DD :)
nee bhal matad-tee DD. maat kammi madu, cholo agtada.
nann hesar togon nee yen madtee? huagang annodu ucchhara madlikke easy illa. adakka hesru change madkonde.
btw, how is my Kannada? yelroo malagdaaga buddha yedda antara, yelroo kannada matadodanna bittaga huagang matad da!
w_u
oh!!Wow W_U .. not bad .. i am impressed ;) .. ru from Karnataka..now dont tell me that i will not be able to pronounce that also ...
Huagang Li sounds like u r memeber of some gang..LOL
Keep Smiling,
DD :)
I am a Chinese who grew up in Karnataka. That is odd, but have you ever heard the term 'exchange students'?
w_u
ya i do ...
its done in NCC and Scouts and guides ..am i right
DD
And.. that is how we got DD to Bangalore ;)
yava dosa camp kareyitu, bengaloorige ninnanu, DD?
yava brindavana-darshiniyu seleyithu doora teerake ninnanu, DD?
:))))))))))))))
damn, My kan is too funky for what I claim me to be!
Weely
new week calls for the new blogs.
vily-weely
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